Season 6 Internet League Blaseball Power Rankings


The dust and blood have barely settled after a hectic Season 5 offseason period following the Chicago Firefighters’ triumph in the Internet Series, but it’s almost time for more Blaseball!

There have been quite a few changes, most notably in the Division and League layouts, that are going to have a major impact on the way this Season plays out. Our experts have put their heads together to come up with the definitive ranking of each team in Blaseball heading into Season 6, based on each team’s chances of making the playoffs and winning a championship.

Firewall Andrews’ rankingsNutty Newton’s rankings
1. ๐Ÿฆ€ Baltimore Crabs1. ๐Ÿฆ€ Baltimore Crabs
2. ๐Ÿ… Hades Tigers2. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Chicago Firefighters
3. ๐Ÿ’‹ San Francisco Lovers3. ๐Ÿ… Hades Tigers
4. ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ Charleston Shoe Thieves4. ๐Ÿ—ฃ Canada Moist Talkers
5. ๐Ÿฅฉ Dallas Steaks5. ๐Ÿ‘ Breckenridge Jazz Hands
6. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Chicago Firefighters6. ๐Ÿ’‹ San Francisco Lovers
7. ๐Ÿ•ต Houston Spies7. ๐Ÿฅง Philly Pies
8. ๐Ÿ“ฑ New York Millennials8. ๐Ÿฅฉ Dallas Steaks
9. ๐Ÿฅง Philly Pies9. ๐Ÿ“ฑ New York Millennials
10. ๐ŸŒน Boston Flowers10. ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ Charleston Shoe Thieves
11. ๐Ÿ—ฃ Canada Moist Talkers11. ๐Ÿ•ต Houston Spies
12. ๐Ÿ‘ Breckenridge Jazz Hands12. ๐ŸŒน Boston Flowers
13. ๐ŸŒž Hellmouth Sunbeams13. ๐Ÿ Hawaii Fridays
14. ๐Ÿšค Miami Dalรฉ14. ๐ŸŒž Hellmouth Sunbeams
15. ๐Ÿ Hawaii Fridays15. ๐Ÿšค Miami Dalรฉ
16. โœจ Yellowstone Magic16. โœจ Yellowstone Magic
17. ๐ŸŽธ Seattle Garages17. ๐ŸŽธ Seattle Garages
18. ๐Ÿ— Mexico City Wild Wings18. ๐Ÿ— Mexico City Wild Wings
19. ๐ŸŒฎ Unlimited Tacos19. ๐Ÿฌ Kansas City Breath Mints
20. ๐Ÿฌ Kansas City Breath Mints20. ๐ŸŒฎ Unlimited Tacos

The Season 5 Election brought unprecedented change and chaos to Blaseball as we know it, giving a record four blessings to the Baltimore Crabs. This makes them a clear favorite, improving their Baserunning by 17%, their Overall by 6%, 4 random players by 20%, and gifting them the best pitching hitter in the league, Axel Trololol from the Chicago Firefighters.ย 

Also of note, while they did lose an Ace of the Mound, the Season 5 Champions Chicago Firefighters improved their defense by 13%, leaving themselves even less vulnerable to opposing offense. 

League Finals Runner-Up Breckenridge Jazz Hands managed to steal the best hitter in the league, Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Crabs, right after they were juiced up by an extensive list of Blessings. Also, they lost their best hitting pitcher to the Dallas Steaks, giving the Steaks some much needed help in their lineup.

Unfortunately, barring the Steaks getting two impactful Blessings and the Dalรฉ, Fridays, and Breath Mints receiving more minor Vibe and Feedback related buffs, it seems like this Blessing season hasnโ€™t done much but make the rich richer, so to speak.ย 

How to appropriately rank teams based on their new Leagues and Divisions is what divided our staff, and caused differences in opinion. We hope that new and improved Leagues will go a long way towards helping some teams rise above their current station. OR MAYBE IT WON’T.


that’s the end of the power rankings. that’s it.

the commissioner is doing a great job.


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