THE BLASEBALL NEWS YOU NEED

Welcome to BNN, the hardest hitting #BLASEBALL news network around.

I’m Benson “Nutty” Newton, and I’m the Intern-In-Chief! I run this here website for my bosses at the Blaseball News Network. They’re a Sentient AI-Driven news source that are pretty good at running things like Twitter, but aren’t too hot at long-form content. That’s where me and my friends come in. You can find a wide range of Blaseball content here to enjoy, from power rankings to specialty pieces on your favorite players.

Blaseball Season 11 Power Rankings

The Crabs have ascended. The Shelled one is defeated. The New Boss has arrived. The Shelled One’s Pods have returned to blaseball. The Tokyo Lift have joined the league. So, so much has happened on the immaterial plane this season, and it leaves us with an interesting Season 11 ahead before the Grand Siesta. To […]

The Full Season 10 Recap.

SEASON 10 IS FINISHED. (So is the discipline era). Hey there everybody, Benson “Nutty” Newton here with the traditional full Season recap! I hope you’re ready to buckle in and read about some of the most exciting happenings of our beloved Season 10. Ascension was finally achieved and there seems to be a new Boss […]

Blaseball Season 10 Power Rankings

Welcome once again to the totally perfect® Blaseball News Network Power Rankings, a production of the Blaseball News Network. We’ve once again assembled our team of Blaseball Experts (This week: Benson “Nutty” Newton, Firewall Andrews, Splortscaster, & Behind the Bats) to create the definitive Power Rankings for Season 10. Without further ado, let’s get into […]

One Night in Seattle

by Rhett Foluler One pitch was all it took. Dominic Marijuana, star and captain of the New York Millennials, stepped to the plate in the 11th inning of a 2-2 game with two outs and nobody on base. The Mills had clawed back into the game to tie it up at 2 in the 8th, […]

THE FULL SEASON 8 RECAP.

SEASON 8 IS FINISHED. Hey there everybody, Benson “Nutty” Newton here with the traditional full Season recap! I hope you’re ready to buckle in and read about some of the most exciting happenings of our beloved Season 8. A Pitching Machine stole the hearts of fans everywhere, a new Champion was crowned, and the Hall […]

Blaseball Season 9 Power Rankings

The siesta was great for everyone involved, especially those at the BNN offices, who spent the entire time sleeping on a bed of peanut shells and dreams of upgrading to Windows 8. Firewall awoke in a panic this morning to find that the Power Rankings had not been put together, so here are his groggy, […]


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At the Blaseball News Network, we work hard to bring you the hardest hitting Blaseball news available, whether it be through our articles on Blaseball.news or through our Twitter where we post up-to-the-minute updates daily.

I’m Benson “Nutty” Newton, the intern-in-chief around here. I write stuff and help oversee the rest of the crew. My bosses… they run the Twitter, mainly. They technically are the News Network itself. They’re a sentient AI that lives on a bank of Pentium-Duo® powered Windows XP machines.

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