Welcome to BNN, the hardest hitting BLASEBALL news network around. I’m Benson “Nutty” Newton, the intern around this place. BNN itself is, in fact, a completely sentient news network. They handle the twitter pretty well and stuff but this long form writing and investigation and researching stuff isn’t really for them. That’s where I come in. I’m here at BlaseballNewsNetwork.com to provide you with the most up to date information, tips, and tricks about Blaseball that you could ever want to know. Stay tuned for our end of the day recaps and more! We can’t wait to help you stay up to date with Blaseball.
Also, the commissioner is doing a *great* job.